I had a dream that Stephen Colbert and I were in love. Also, Jon Stewart loved me too and was jealous? I think I was a guest on both of their shows and they became entranced by me or something. Also that one chick on The Daily Show, Samantha Bee or something, she was in love with me, too.
I AM NOT ON DRUGS I SWEAR.
Yeah, I think it was because The Daily Show was on while I was sleeping and then it switched to The Colbert Report so like, yeah.
I need to learn to turn the television off before I go so sleep.
SPEAKING OF GHEYNESS, it turns out my uncle is gay after all. 8D I SO KNEW IT. Well, maybe bisexual.
Anyway, him and his boyfriend, John, are having a lover's spat because John is afraid that this chick that my uncle is friends with is going to steal him away and yeah? Something along those lines.
But uh, I hope they make up, 'cos John was freaking cool. D: He bought us food and stuff.
Oh yeah, and I make the best oatmeal ever.
The end.
feeling: 
grosss
sound: Irokui - Mecha usagi